shitism
the religion in which “sh-t” is praised.
the t-rd commandments are as follows:
1.don’t sh-t in a pit.
2.don’t poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.don’t grunt when you’re having a poo.
4.don’t wipe with nettles.
5.refer to yourself as a sh-tist.
“i say agatha” said reginald, “is this chap christian, or one of the jews?
“i do decalre! reginald, he is a sh-tist. he follows sh-tism”
“capital.” regie responded
-source, pride and prejudice by j austen
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