shitjack
a toilet usually in prison or jail
move dude i gotta get to the sh-tjack before i sh-t on myself
the act of sh-tting in one’s hand, and then masturbating with it. (the lonely mans gay s-x)
dude, what took you so long in the shower? ……ah did a good sh-t jack!
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