Shitlet


an african-american child, usually generated in m-ss quant-ties. the father of a sh-tlet is almost never known for certain, unless maury povich performs a paternity test. sh-tlets are often produced for the purpose of increasing the monthly welfare budget. see also: niglet
s’han’tay’tay went to the welfare office early in the morning, at 3pm, with her 11 sh-tlets in tow, so she could pick up her monthly check.
small peices of sh-t. rabbit sh-t for example, is composed of many sh-tlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots
i thought i needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few sh-tlets and lots of gas.
1) (n) a t-rd. a piece of sh-t so disappointingly small it doesn’t even deserve to be called “a piece of sh-t”
2) (n) politically incorrect way of saying, “little sh-t”.
1)last night i was constipated really bad, and today i could only get out a sh-tlet.
2)that sh-tlet ran right by him easily for a touchdown
a little piece of t-rd that sometimes dangles off your -ss when your taking a dump.
i always have sh-tlets when i take really long dumps.
another pr-nunciation for shi’ite muslims.
a soft part-tion will split the kurds, sunni’s and sh-tlets into 3 seperate states

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