Shitlins
sh-tlins usually consists of chewing tobacco such as skoal or copenhagen in the lip. it is the fattest lip you can put in
hey there son you got some sh-tlins in that lip?
when you pack a fat lip. sh-tlins is the dip in your lip. sh-tlins is usualy used in the south. true sh-tlins consist of copenhagen or straight skoal.
“whats thay in your lip, sh-tlins? ”
(as opposed to ‘litt’lins) council estate children aged from around 2-9 years old. mal-nourished (due to their diet of micro chips, turkey dinosaurs and kwick save cherryade), filthy dirty, foul mouthed, usually dressed in knock-off local market designer clothes. parents (single mums who spend their benefits on lambert & butler, scratchcards, and peroxide blonde bleach) chuck them out the house all day so they can f-ck their cousins in peace. they hang around in gangs, throwing stones at cars, shouting badly pr-nounced swear words and being so inbred, have under-developed bodies, dribble, are covered in snot and marmite and should be culled.
“why are you looking so p-ssed off, will?”
“a bunch of sh-t’lins on the amory council estate pelted my jag with stones as i drove by.”
small little t-rds at most 1/2 as big as regular t-rds.
man i thought i had to take a colossal sh-t, but it just turned out to be a few sh-tlins
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