Shitload of Fuck Moment
a moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to b-tch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.
man a: “yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the b-lls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! ive never even met her!”
man b: “that sounds like a real sh-tload of f-ck moment.”
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