[Shitmatism]
sh-tmatism – the force or power that controls one’s good-sh-t and bad-sh-t life experiences… usually controlled by the tongue and -ssociated more so with bad-sh-t experiences. related to sh-t-magnet
my day has been continually going from bad to worse…! i feel like a sh-t-magnet…! my sh-tmatism must be out of wack…?
sh-tmatism – ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullsh-t to someone…!
“you should have heard that guy over there…! he was so convincing with his verbal bullsh-t, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of sh-tmatism…!
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