shitmelon


the coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling sh-t, or a sh-t so m-ssive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.
holy sh-tmelon, batman!

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