shitmitt
a fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one’s own uptarded -ss whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a cr-pper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily all-american celebration of excess and waste.
that sh-tphobic corporate pig, d-ck cheney, nuked my cr-pper, then clogged it with his uptarded sh-tmitt.
once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in canada as “shanz”. )
co worker 1: hey, i just saw mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn’t wash his hands before going to his office.
co-worker 2: oh no, i just shook mark’s hand.
co-worker 1: :d-mn, he just got you with his sh-t mitts.
to not wash your hands after wiping your -ss.
i just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. do not lend him your pen – he has sh-t mitts!
the grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. warning: failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the “candy-coated sh-t-mitt”
i got a sh-t-mitt from steve’s wife.
a hand thats been up someones -rs-.sometimes covered with fecal matter. hence, the name sh-t-mitt.
yo i gave daves mom a fist in the -ss. she gave me a serious sh-t-mitt.
the process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.
i always use a sh-t mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.
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