Shitopia
a descriptive word to desribe something bad. also meaning the oppostie of utopia. utopias are good, sh-topia is bad.
i just came in from the rain and my hair looks like complete sh-topia.
stop dancing you look like sh-topia.
i feel like sh-topia.
you look like complete sh-topia.
a dystopia mistaken for a utopia. a fool’s paradise, or a h-ll on earth. the worst of all possible worlds. a place only the depraved would think of as heaven, like a pig in sh-t.
hollywood is a sh-topia for borderline personalities.
a very filthy place.
kathmandu is a sh-topia.
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