Shitpanning
(verb) to sh-tpan. when one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. extra points for using ingredients you don’t technically own.
nb: this is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun ‘sh-tpan’.
“mate i’m not well after all the booze and sh-tpanning last night.”
“her fl-ng- tastes like a sh-tpanned stew.”
“want to come over for dinner? i promise i won’t sh-tpan it.”
Read Also:
- shit party
the only possible way to have a party which is, in fact, “the sh-t”. this party is most often celebrated in canada. party activities include: p–p tag, bobbing for p–pies, p–p filled pinata and others. this gathering is commonly lead by one fecalfeliac or more. “my friend just threw a sh-t party the other day, […]
- shitterfuck!
a derogatory word for someone who didn’t flush. “you didn’t flush you sh-tterf-ck!”
- shittery
a rest stop or other such enclosed group of restrooms. “dear, pull over at the sh-ttery so i can stretch my legs!” a store where you can buy toilet paper. in only minutes they arrived at st. pierre’s royal sh-ttery. foulplay, sabotage, or ominous circ-mstances. “joe told my girlfriend i was h-tting on a girl […]
- shitty fuck
1. when someone rubs their -ss-crack up and down a guy’s b-n-r. similar to a t-tty f-ck, except using the -ss. not to be confused with -n-l s-x. 2. poor quality s-xual intercourse. 1. i wouldn’t mind a sh-tty f-ck from j-lo while i sit in this chair. 2. that was a sh-tty f-ck i […]
- shizophrenia
you spelled schizophrenia wrong r-t-rd… actually i spelled it wrong first too… me: hey is it….shizofenia? shisophrenria? shizophrenia? larry the lobster: schizophrenia….