shitpiphany


when one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. usually while defecating.
dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a sh-tpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.
the startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,”aw, sh-t, i could have {insert missed action here}”;often occurs while gaming.
we were playing munchkin last night and i had a sh-tpiphany when i remembered, too late, that as a ranger i could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.

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