Shitplug
n.noun
origin: your -n-s
definition: that annoying last bits of p–p left to plug your b-tthole, left from either poorly wiped b-tts or premature p–ping. no matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. results in sticky -n-ses or an annoying smooth sensation in your -sshole, or, in severe cases, sh-t in your underwear or a plugged r-ct-m.
i got a bad case of sh-tplugs on monday after i forgot to thoroughly wipe my -ss. the whole day was h-ll.
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