Shitqueer
sh-tqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, sh-tty, ent-tled queers.
combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.
lady: “sorry pr-noun, but you can’t crash on my couch for another month.”
sh-tqueer: “you are oppressing meeeeeeee!”
first identified in the trans community, a sh-tqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.
sh-tqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.
conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.
this makes sh-tqueers furiously angry!
they then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
person a: “as a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky s-x and smoking meth. otherwise i would have a job.”
person b: “i’m trans and i have a job.”
person a: “f-ck you trusc-m. you don’t know how hard it is to be an transethnic as-xual otherkin cat prince.”
person b: “you are a sh-tqueer.”
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