Shitrus
when citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.
“did you use the entire aerosol can? you smell like sh-trus.”
slang term, renaming citrus county, in florida, which is boring as h-ll, and pretty sh-tty.
tommy: “hey, i’m moving up to virginia!”
sam: “you’re leaving me in sh-trus county?!”
one: “man, i’m so bored”
two: “yea, there’s nothing to do in sh-trus.”
the smell of bed and bath citrus spray after your spray your bathroom immediately following a big dump.
did you use the citrus spray after you used the restroom? why yes i sure did and now it smells like sh-trus.
the unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.
“hey, sorry but i took a cr-p in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?”
“no don’t worry, you’ll only make it smell like sh-trus.”
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