Shits fucked
simplifying all the details in a f-cked up situation.
mr. giggins: “first i find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then i find out she is actually a prost-tute, and then i find out my dad is a h-m-s-xual!”
dr. hyphy: “sh-ts f-cked”
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