shitsmypants
everyday existance when your brain doesnt work by societies definition
when mrs. kari goes to teacher conferences for her kids she sh-tsmypants cause she has a hard time listening to them without saying f-ck you. and then she sh-tsherpants cause all she wants to say is f-ck you
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