shitsplit
the act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.
dude! that erotic dancer just performed a sh-tsplit on my lap!
when two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.
yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just sh-t split that last beer. it was something to behold!
the act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a sh-t. the thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
oh my god tom, i was partying with jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect sh-t split.
in ebonics, it’s when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.
dude got his sh-t split for talking to my bro’s girl – that’s what you get for running that c-ck trap!
something so ball droppingly amazing that when you take to the cr-pper you will find to your amazement your sh-t has indeed been split.
dude, gary, did you check out e3 ’08?
the microsoft part was sh-tsplitting!
i had to change pants!
someone’s b-tt crack.
he was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his sh-t split.
i shouldn’t have eaten all of those hot peppers. everytime i wipe, it feels like my sh-t split is going to bleed.
the feeling you get when you first know you need to sh-t.
uh-oh i have sh-t splits!
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