shitstache


a mustache that is only partially grown. it is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. their mustaches look really cr-ppy.
ewww he really should shave that sh-tstache
when a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. for example officer ray fox 5628.
officer fox:”license, registration, and insurance please ma’am.”

woman:”wow! you scared the p-ss out of me with that ugly f-cking sh-tstache. i thought you had treacher collins syndrome”

when a sh-t trail ends up on someone’s upper lip after eating out a b-tthole.
my gramma was eating my b-tt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest sh-tstache when shew as done.
a moustache made of sh-t.
dude, he used a t-rd to give himself a sh-tstache.

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