Shitstagram
1. the act of viewing instagram while taking a sh-t.
2. to post a picture of a drain-clogging sh-t using the amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. accompanied by the hashtag sh-tstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
sorry that took so long, i was sh-tstagramming.
the wifi here sucks, that sh-tstagram took a minute to load.
dog, my sh-tstagram got 14 likes today. that’s def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
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