Shitstruck
to have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to sh-t when you least expect it.
a sudden urge to sh-t that makes you squeeze your b-ttcheeks together tightly to avoid sh-tting your pants. usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.
an immediate and overpowering need to take a sh-t.
when your eyes fly open, and your -sshole slams shut.
biff ” what’s wrong marty?”
marty ” i just got sh-tstruck!”
biff “that sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet.”
“i would have been here ten minutes ago, but i got sh-tstruck right before i left the house.”
mom “why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt i bought you last week?”
son “when i was out fishing, i got sh-tstruck.”
mom “well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!”
to have a rapid urge to sh-t when you least expect it.
sudden urge to sh-t that makes you squeeze your b-ttcheeks together tightly to avoid sh-tting your pants. usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eye lids.
biff: “what’s wrong with you, marty?”
marty: “i just got sh-tstruck!”
biff: “that sucks bro, we are miles from a bathroom.”
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