shitsturbed
when you are disturbed so much it’s going to make you shut you’re pants
dan said he was uncomfortable but only till the pants went from light to dark did i realize he was sh-tsturbed
Read Also:
- ryan the condom man
a man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school. if you hear your 12-year-old kid say “mom i am going to play at ryan’s house.” you will know that he watches p-rn. mom! ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. it’s so high […]
- haagh
the sound jack black makes in cee lo green’s kung fu fighting song. everbody was kung fu fighting “haagh”
- ami-phile
the state between love and friendship. amie-phile for females “i love her somehow. not as a lover not as a friend too, he is my ami-phile “
- arist-imo
an arist-imo has oddly in-depth knowledge about topics that normally seem to have little to no depth to someone who does not fully understand that topic. man, i had no idea so much went into receipt paper until that arist-imo started talking about all the caliper, dynamic sensitivity, and peel force tests that go on […]
- wounded eagle
a s-xual position intended for the pleasure of only one person procedure: begin by having s-x in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. the receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply […]