Shitsy
the perfect level of drunkness, falling between sh-tfaced and tipsy.
would you like another beer, sir?
no, i’m feeling pretty sh-tsy.
“adj” as to or referencing a case of the “sh-ts” or runny b-m syndrome. “noun” or a term of endearment for a piece of sh-t car.
i ate 20 jalepenos and drank a fifth of tequila and boy oh boy do i feel sh-tsy!
have you seen my new subaru? she’s my sh-tsy and i love her.
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