shittanked
inebriated beyond logical comparison.
man, i can’t wait to get sh-ttanked on sara-jean’s birthday!
six or more hours of the combination of a lot of beer followed by straight shots of whatever liquor is available. usually followed by dancing in the middle of a dance circle and singing s-xual explict karaoke songs. ended with taking any girl that is willing to poundtown.
i got sh-t tanked last night.
hey big b lets get sh-t tanked tonight.
when a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond sh-tfaced and tanked.
alex was so sh-ttanked at that party that he lost his pants
severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.
“i don’t remember anything from last night,” “yeah, you were sh-t-tanked”
the result of scr-w-ng up… bad.
person 1: we have a test today.
person 2: what? i didn’t study.
person 1: you’re so sh-t tanked.
one is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.
when an individual is sh-t-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
when you get way to f-cked up on alchohol
we went out the other night and johhny got sh-t tanked and made out with his cousin
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