Shitten
the rarest most awesomest form of a kitten… a sh-tten.
hey, i have a pet sh-tten.
a young cat that is a sh-thead.
my six month old cat nuka is a little sh-tten, who will one day grow up to be a scat.
when your cat takes a cr-p so big it appears as if it gave birth.
dude!… i found out where that smell was coming from. i checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of sh-ttens!
so smitten and in love with somebody that you sh-t yourself; smitten+sh-t=sh-tten
that girl is so s-xy and awesome…i’m totally sh-tten about her
a term used to describe the state of ones’ hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the -n-s due to their similarity to brown mittens.
derived from: “sh-t mittens”
also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
person 1: “so, did you get your brown wings last night then?”
person 2: “not only did i get them, i also got a pair of sh-ttens!”
person 1: “sh-ttens mate! thats f-ckin brill!”
noun, slang
the term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
“day 2 – 12.00pm – after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, shakey blakey removed his retro pumas and turned his socks into temporary sh-ttens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the de la soul set. party on!!”
– ronny biggs’ essential festival diary 2001
a sh-t the size of a kitten.
“dude, why is your -sshole bleeding?”
“oh, i had a sh-tten this morning.”
“right.”
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