Shitter shopping
the act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. one would usually partake in sh-tter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
worker1 “hey where’s joey ?he’s been gone for a half an hour now.”
worker 2 ” he’s probably in the bathroom sh-tter shopping for some black friday deals ”
joey: “bro, i was totally sh-tter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops -ss in the stall next to me and sh-ts when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . but i did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
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