shitter squatter
a person who spends a good majority of the day on the sh-tter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his p-b-s, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
any time i have the urge to purge i check our resident sh-tter squatter’s office to make sure he is present and accounted for.
jim: “where’s warren?”
steve: “check the bathroom, i haven’t seen that sh-tter squatter in 45 minutes.”
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