Shitters Knee
prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iphone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. with the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.
after a heavy drinking session on the guinness, i was birthing a beast from my -ss whilst trying to beat that tricky level on angry birds and it left me with serious sh-tters knee.
the red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
steve: “did you have a good sh-t?”
jamie: “dang right i did.”
steve: “yeah i can see your sh-tter’s knee with those shorts on.”
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