shittertext
to send a text message while taking a dump.
i was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly adam sh-ttertexted me. how disgusting!
this is when you are taking a sh-t and really bored you go thru you phone and m-ss text message a whole lot of people ” whats up” ” how are you” ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me ” whats up”, no its cool, i was sh-tter texting
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