shitting
1. the elimination of fecal waste through one’s -n-s.
2. the art of expelling feces from one’s -n-s in a manner that exceeds the definition of “p–ping” or “cr-pping”.
3. the act of making incredulous, sometimes unbelievable statements.
1. i was just in the bathroom sh-tting.
2. oh g-d how i love sh-tting!
3. no f-cking way, you’re sh-tting me!
sh-tting – not being serious, joking, fooling, p-ssing around.
# i just ate a bug.
– ur sh-tting me!
a cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as “i have the sh-ttings” suggests that the user has to sh-t badly or had sh-t plenty before.
check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular sh-ttings.
(in a school)
student 1: why did u miss cl-ss this morning?
student 2: i had a serious case of the sh-ttings.
student 1: d-mn..
(in a cl-ssroom)
student : miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
teacher: but u just went!
student: but miss, i have the sh-ttings..
cl-ss erupts in laughter.
teacher: fine, go ahead..
what my parents call everything when they’re angry. must be a polite way of saying f-cking.
-get your sh-tting fork out of my plate, eric!
-take your sh-ttin’ -ss someplace else, you’re being annoying.
the time required to take a sh-t while reading.
the book is so short, you can finish it in one sh-tting.
a word replacing another word.
“what are you sh-tting today?”
“did you see what that guy was sh-tting?”
person 1: “is eric still seeing amanda?”
person 2: “no he’s sh-tting someone else”
1. the act of cr-pping in a tolit
2. the state of being p-ssed off.
3. cr-pping on some one else to achive s-xual gratification.
1. dont bother me im sh-tting
2. he was sh-tting bricks when he found his wife in bed with another guy.
3. i can belive alice was sh-tting on tom. she is a freak
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