shitting incident

an occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. this is similar to fecal jihad or t-rd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and t-rd terrorism are intentional acts.
example 1:

q: dude, you’re like two hours late. we already saw the movie. where the h-ll were you?

a: oh, sorry man. i ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. i got stuck in traffic on the way here. i couldn’t hold it in any more and had a severe sh-tting incident in my pants. i had to go back home and clean up. my car is disgusting right now.

example 2:
q: so, uh, i heard you had an interesting evening last night…?

a: um, yeah. i had a pretty bad sh-tting incident at a bar. i suddenly had to go, like immediately. there was some fat -sshole p-ssing in the cr-pper for about three weeks. i held it in as long as i could. as soon as i got in there, i took off my pants but a pound of cr-p shotgunned out long before i could sit down. it was everywhere but in the bowl. some may have hit the ceiling. i had to leave the bar out the back door.