shitting rainbows

the largest amount of h-m-s-xuality one being can poses.
person: oh em gee ryan is so hot!
other person: yeah to bad he’s sh-tting rainbows gay…
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the third and highest stage of tripping out (usually on shrooms). the three stages include tripping, tripping b-lls, and sh-tting rainbows.
druggy one: “yesterday i ate some crazy african mushrooms and ended up sh-tting rainbows.”

druggy two: “you have any more of those?”
when a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

“hey. i heard jake got laid last night”
“yeah…you should have seen him this morning…looked like he was sh-tting rainbows.”

“omg!! when daniel asked me out…i swear i was sh-tting rainbows…”
someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their -n-s rather than faeces.
“went into town with jim last night, he ended up sh-gging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard”! “lucky b-st-rd is sh-tting rainbows”.
the hyper happy reaction you get when you find out something great; it results in a rainbow b-tt rocket effect projectiling you out of your seat. (jumping really high out of your chair/sofa/etc…)
warning: sh-tting rainbows may cause damages to your roof, result in concussions, memory loss, broken or sprained ankles (upon landing)… other side effects include shedding glitter, randomly hugging people, frolicing in public places, and talking like a teenage girl with adhd over the exciting news to everyone, even strangers, for days. (this will last until the news gets old, so side effects are not permanent.)
the act of bullsh-tting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing’s happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from h-ll.
patient: so my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and i’m celibate! what can i do about all this stress?
shrink: in my professional opinion, all i can really suggest is that you start sh-tting rainbows.
the act of eating skittles then going to the bathroom and taking a sh-t and the sh-t is different colors. such as, purple, yellow, orange, etc.
d-mn bro,after i ate those skittles i was sh-tting rainbows for weeks