shittle cock tail
1: the art of a reverse backhand under the legs and out the b-tthole launching the c-ck over the net in badminton.
2: when you fart on a stranger, laugh obnoxiously, then try to start a conversation like nothing has happened.
teve-“pfffghgugggle, hahahahahahaha”
janitor-“you just farted on me.”
teve-“so what does this job pay?”
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