shitty driver
anyone from the state of new jersey
d-mn, everyone from new jersey truly is a sh-tty driver.
reading espn, facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
runs lots of red lights and stop signs. they wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the sh-t in the car to fly forward. generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.
they call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, har-ssengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don’t have to fear for their lives.
you tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the “oh sh-t handle” while riding with them.
“my boyfriend is such a sh-tty driver. we almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his facebook. i didn’t think we’d make it alive.”
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