Shitty fingers
when it is late at night, and you can’t call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get sh-t all over your fingers.
guy: man got no toliet paper left!
guy: man, got sh-tty fingers.
the result of the process of removing a condom after having -n-l intercourse with a female, or if you’re into it, a male, partner.
dave got sh-tty fingers after f-cking some chick up the -ss in st. louis.
this is what someone who fingers their own -rs-hole has.
jonny get ur sh-tty fingers away from me you f-cking 12 year old sh-gger
when someone fingers your -sshole and its brown from p–p.
ew.i fingered her -sshole and got sh-tty fingers,
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