Shitty Job Creator
a person who creates sh-tty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.
sh-tty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
while technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a sh-tty job creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“hey man, i created hundreds of jobs. i’m a job creator!”
“no, you’re a sh-tty job creator, there’s a difference.”
“why is there a minimum wage? my workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“dude, you’re a sh-tty job creator.”
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