Shitty Kitty

when a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. this results in feces in the p-ssy area.
“sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a sh-tty kitty”

“wiping back to front makes for a sh-tty kitty”
the result of switching from -n-l s-x to v-g-n-l s-x without changing condoms(if one is used)
d-mn this morning jenna’s v-g-n- smelled like sh-t after the sh-tty kitty last night.
this term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man p-ssy (hence the name ‘sh-tty kitty’). his -ss -ssumes this label upon discovery that his r-ct-m was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of p-ssion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. this is indicated by the presence of sh-t on the d-ck (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of fresh sh-t.
this term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding s-xual encounters. “obviously some guys aren’t aware of the ‘no sh-tty kitty’ rule. h-llo! no sh-tty kitties!”
“sh-tty kitty” is a nickname for the uss kitty hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the u.s. navy. currently the second oldest ship in the navy (after the uss const-tution), the kitty hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.
“did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?”

“yeah, that was the sh-tty kitty coming back from j-pan.”
a slang name for labatt’s low end brand of canadian beer wildcat. the company markets the beer as “a mellow aged canadian lager, brewed to go down easy. discover a quality canadian beer that is always good value.”
yeah go grab a sh-tty kitty from the litter box (aka beer cooler)
another name for food lion grocery store.
“i really wanted to but some non-processed food but all we have is a sh-tty kitty by us and they don’t sell anything by cr-p!”
nickname for food lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the southeastern united states.
let’s roll over to the sh-tty kitty and see what’s on sale.

sure, i’m always down to pick up some grub at the ghetto cat.
1. the small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.

2. an extremely hungover individual.
1. “the sh-tty kitty just won’t go away this morning, i’m never drinking again.”

2. “man, you were really hammered last night.”
“yeah, but i’ve been a sh-tty kitty all day today.”

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