Shitty Orchestra
when five or more males partic-p-te in a group circle jerk where they are in fact not jerking themselves off but that are however all getting rim jobs while getting their man tree stroked also know as a rusty trombone. while all of this is happening one person is in the middle throwing his arms up in random motions thus looking like a composer. all in all it resembles a nasty orgy orchestra.
yesterday me and my band friends f-cked each other sh-tty orchestra
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