shitty penis popper
a sh-tty p-n-s popper occures when while a girl recieving -n-l s-x has to take a sh-t but the man giving -n-l does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her -ss hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his d-ck out sh-t a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.
jim: yo jeff wheres dave?
jeff: he had a sh-tty p-n-s popper last night with sh-lly.
jim: omg did he survive?
jeff: ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but sh-lly didn’t make it.
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