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a reference to the famous film chitty chitty bang bang, sh-tty sh-tty bang bang is really messy -n-l s-x.
i’m into scat; i hope she’s up for some sh-tty sh-tty bang bang.
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(verb) a con maneuver where a prost-tute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
origin: from, “chitty chitty bang bang”, a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
i called the escort service with great expectations, but got a sh-tty sh-tty bang bang instead.
1. bad s-x. any situation in which you would define a certain time when your f-ck was “sh-tty”
(this term partially derives from the popular kids movie, “chitty-chitty bang-bang”)

note: this word is also commonly used as ‘pretty sh-tty bang bang’

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d-mn. that hobag gave me a sh-tty sh-tty bang bang last night.

get the f-ck out b-tch! that was a sh-tty sh-tty bang bang!

all the kids that were raped by mr. robertson described it as a “pretty sh-tty bang bang”
an awful s-xual encounter..
yo dude, this girl i brought home last night was pretty cute..

so what happened?

looks can be deceiving, turns out that she was a total “sh-tty sh-tty bang bang..”
when you get down with someone that hates you and you’re on the financial hook for the next 18 years.
well, i thought that because we met on a sperm donor website that it’d be better to just be real, but that sure was a sh-tty sh-tty bang bang.
noun

1. a term used to describe the s-xual act of two or more people playing russian roulette by means of masturbating -n-lly with a fully loaded double barrel shotgun.
“there are no winners or losers when playing sh-tty sh-tty bang bang, because the last man standing has to clean up.”
having s-x with a member of the opposite s-x while on the toilet.
a had to go to the bathroom so i called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice sh-tty sh-tty bang bang.

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