shitty surprise
this s-xual act can only be performed once in a relationship. if done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
this act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. a sh-tty surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans -j-c-l-t–n, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and sh-ts on her face.
note: explosive diarrhea works best!
guy 1: ” yeah, i gave her a sh-tty surprise last night”
guy 2: “i did it the other week with my ex”
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