shitty toothpaste


this act is the ultimate combination of two things. you f-ck a girl in the -ss an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. then you donkey punch her so hard she sh-ts herself. the combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.
john: why is that girl crying?

bob: i gave her the sh-tty toothpaste..

john: oh….. my…. god…….

bob: yeah, i know…

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