shitty vagina
sh-tty v-g-n- is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken s-x only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she sh-t her pants and as we all know dumb wh-r-s love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the sh-t from her -ss hole across the taint and strait in to the v-g-n- there fore creating a sh-tty v-g-n-
guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night
guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place
guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a sh-tty v-g-n-
guy 2: uh gross
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