Shittygroup
a commonly used term for citigroup amongst investors and on the street. citigroup suffered m-ssive financial losses during the 2008 financial due to exposure to troubled mortgages in the form of collateralized debt obligation (cdo’s), compounded by poor risk management the company then m-ssively diluted shares to raise money. seemingly out of the crisis in 2011 and shed of its govt ownership, the company inst-tuted a despicable reverse split which every one but the management seems to know would further destroy the stock price. with the stock price down almost 97% since before the crisis, the management keeps giving itself m-ssive bonuses while shareholders value plummets.
sh-ttygroup stock tanked again, no surprise there, no one wants to hold sh-tty with a 10 foot pole or their poles.
their smooth talking ceo, pandit the bandit’s paycheck is now worth almost the entire dividend given to shareholders despite the fact the company’s shares have lost almost 97% of its value under his tenure.
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