shiturbate
the act of masturbating while taking a sh-t.
thomas missed the meeting because he decided to sh-turbate.
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a mixture of seeds and stems ground together to be smoked after all the real weed is gone. “there’s no more bud, but we’ve still got some gerbil mix.”
- gerb turd
scr-ped resin rolled into a small, medium, or large ball. d-mn dude, we bone dry. lets go scr-pe a gerb t-rd. d-mn, we all out of bud? scr-pe that pipe for a gerb t-rd.
- gerling
portuguese for v-g-n- or another way of calling someone a b-tch. or it is just a funny word to call someone. often used to p-ss off someone. “your a gerling” or “go suck a gerling”
- get me a towel
an statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it’s not actually an -rg-sm, it might as well be. run into kelly churchill and you say, “oh my god. get me a towel.” …because i just j-zzed. see a nice lookin porsche or some other high priced car cruisin […]
- gets jack
fed up. had enough of something what happens when she gets jack of you being such a sook?