shitweather
lousy cold sleet/snow weather that is miserable to deal with in any circ-mstance but is especially sh-tty when it is in the forecast for weekends. sh-tweather is usually most irritating when it occurs on summer long holiday weekends of memorial day, 4th of july and labor day. sh-tweather sucks the life out of anyone trudging through the week with the only solace being the possibility of a few brief hours of sunshiney, warm, soul restoring respite from the cold bitter worlds mocking of your misery.
f-ck! the weather channel says clear warm and sunny all week with nothing but sh-tweather starting friday through sunday. g-dd-mn how i hate f-cking sh-tweather!!!
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