Shitweed
on the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. they are called “sh-tweeds”. the term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an -sshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. it represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was sp-wned by something equally worthless (like sh-t). a person who is a “sh-tweed” is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
man #1: “did you meet joan’s new boyfriend?”
man #2: “yeah, he’s a piece of work, isn’t he?”
man #1: “i know him and his family, they are all garbage. the guy is a real sh-tweed!”
the weeds that result from the planting of sh-t seeds.
person #1: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, when you plant sh-t seeds you get
person #2: sh-t weeds?
person #1: sh-t weeds, right randy.
cannabis which is home grown but yet when you smoke it all you can taste is dirt.
1) “dammit allen, you bought sh-t weed again.”
2) if i wanted to smoke dirt, i would of smoked dirt! this sh-t weed sucks!
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