shitwich
1. an idiotic person. 2. as the name implies, a sandwich made of sh-t.
ryan is such a sh-twich.
for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a sh-t, in which the resulting action causes the hot t-rd to be smooshed between your -ss
dude1: no way i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!
dude1 leaps up
dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a sh-twich.
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