shitwow
1. n (a play on “shamwow.”) a state of affairs that describes something so impressive that one needs to take a dump to recover from being so impressed.
2. n – abridged version of the expression ‘ holy sh-t! wow!’. supposed to signify an exclamation point as when someone takes a dump only to find out that the tubular brown goo has taken the shape of jesus christ being crucified on the cross. (yes even that peanut is where longinus pierced him with his spear). holy took a dump, hence sh-twow!
a: you’ll never believe what happened at the mj memorial. at the end, the casket burst open and mj jumped up and performed the thriller!
b: sh-twow!
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