shitwrench
sh-twrench is a spanner like object used to scoop, or carry an animals or human sh-t. the invention was invented by a bloke called jeff from bristol, 2007. it can also be used as an offensive term, instead of ‘-rs-hole’.
‘get lost you sh-t wrench’.
‘i’ll shove that sh-twrench up yr cr-pper in a minute’
another term for a spanner like tool used for -n-l intercourse.
used in a sentance..”alright zoe pull that sh-twrench out of your -ss and let me have a go!”.
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