Shitzkreig
an explosive sh-t that usually comes and goes really fast. you sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of t-rd. borrowed from the n-z-‘s “blitzkreig” or lightning war. at the end of sh-tzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.
gus: ben, are you okay? you look startled! what happened in there?!?
ben: it was aweful…. full out sh-tzkreig! i-i- i never had a chance
(begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. when an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.
shirley was flossing then i busted in with the old sh-tz kreig!
she had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.
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